Wrong Number

This is a text I got the other day.

+1801668XXXX:
You are going to take admission in Utah state which is one of the best college . Though your crush is Kevin , but he/she already will be engaged with other one and some days you will be frustrated. At this moment Caden will be closer with you and he/she will change your life and you will marry him/her . After a successful completion of your graduation, you will choose Marine biologist as your profession . You will start your professional life in Salt lake . But after couple of years you will finally settle down in Somwhere in Africa  , where you will make Mansion and you will pass your married life with Caden and your 4 kids.

Me:
What?

+1801668XXXX:
I'm a fortune teller!

Me:
Well you might be way off.... just sayin'. I am already married and I live closer to Weber State and I am not even sure you know if I am a he or a she? Plus, Kevin really? No way do I have a crush on Kevin.

+1801668XXXX:
Sorry wrong number :/

Me: LOL

+1801668XXXX: Haha:) sorry

Me:
And Africa has water problems. They don't even have enough water to drink let alone bother with what is living in it.
I have to tell you, I just had a major back surgery and have been in bed for days. This made my day!!

1801668XXXX: Haha! ur welcome!:) I hope u get well soon!:)

One of my favorite parts was that they used boy names and then put he/she in reference to them.