Breaking Up

I think Gretchen just broke up with me. I was in the bathroom playing with my hair and Gretsie was in the tub.

She tells me that she loves me and then explains that she likes to do that at least once a day. I pointed out that she has told me that she loves me at least 40 times today. She proceed to explain that she just quit doing that because it would be better for me. "Better for me?" I asked, "Why?"

"Because I think it would be better if you spent more time with Dad instead of me."

I think I just got dumped.