This Morning

I heard a crash (dishes falling out of the cupboard & something glass spinning on the kitchen floor).

Me: Hey, what are you doing?
Gretchen: Dust putting my monies into a frow-up bowl.
Me: Why?
Gretchen: So I can keep my potato bug in my piggy bank.

Dust: Gretsie's word for just.
Monies: A few coins & a birthday $5.
Frow-up bowl:  One of many big bowls Gretchen caries around incase she might ever throw-up. She never carries on when she is actually sick.
Piggy Bank: A Sobe bottle.

10 comments:

The White's said...

I knew what everything was BUT the piggy bank, I thought that was a real piggy bank, guess not.

she is funny

emilee said...

So cute, it reminds of the Bert and Ernie book where Ernie finds shuffles around many things for something new.

Brittany said...

Lovely!! She cracks me up. Hey I tried calling you back. Give me a call!

emilee said...

Okay I found the title of it.....The Ernie and Bert Book. I think that I have it if you want to borrow it or I gave it to you.

Breanne said...

Well of two things I am sure... A) She is YOUR daughter. B) You both freakin crack me up!! Sorry the merchandise isn't here yet...I hate me too!

Blake and Jessica said...

Love it, Gretsie is the bomb. It is so wonderful that you will blog this stuff because she will deny that she talked like that in 10 years.

amity said...

i can just imagine this going on at your house. gretchen is such a crack-up.

amity said...

i can just imagine this going on at your house. gretchen is such a crack-up.

The Mrs said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh that precious girl that is Gretchen. Love her. I wish I were a fly on the wall at your house somedays.

Westergard Family said...

i wish i could remember the stuff my kids say. I try and then it takes me a week to get to my journal. You are supa funny!!